Archive - The Cheesy Reader

Mork from Ork Claims UAP "Egg" as His Own

NewsNation's Egg Capture Is Actually Mork's Orkan Spaceship

Jan 19 •

Classic Comedy: Introducing Homey D. Clown

From In Living Color

Jan 16 •

LAFD Assistant Chief Kristine Larson Replaced for Lack of Diversity, Succeeded by Trans Wheelchair Therian

Fire department actively recruiting the blind and paralyzed for full representation.

Jan 10 •

Biden Awards Lucifer the Presidential Medal of Freedom

Lucifer joins George Soros, Beelzebub, Charles Manson, and other notorious figures in receiving the coveted award.

Jan 4 •

2025 Quits: Calls It a Year

After one day on the job, 2025 decides to pack it in.

Jan 2 •

December 2024

DISCLOSURE AT LAST! Aliens Announce Their Presence in Viral Social Media Video!

Zog explains why we've had so many drone sightings recently, and more!

Dec 22, 2024 •

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Federal Government Denies Everything About New Jersey Drone Swarms

Thy aren't ours. Ooops, yes they are. No, no they're not. Well, we're not sure.

Dec 19, 2024 •

The Real Reason Aliens Are Flying Drones Over New Jersey: NY Pizza and Philly Cheesesteaks

Mystery finally solved as aliens explain they chose New Jersey, of all places, for their nightly flyovers.

Dec 11, 2024 •

DMT Machine Elves Launch Boy Band

The ethereal beings from your wildest DMT journeys are swapping mysticism for microphones in their quest for chart-topping hits.

Dec 6, 2024 •

November 2024

Funniest Comments on the New Jaguar Ad

"Hey Jaguar, blink twice if Blackrock is blackmailing you…"

Nov 25, 2024 •

Biden’s Wild Final Days: Going Scorched Earth with a Smile

Placard on the Back of Biden's Moving Van: "WWIII or Bust!"

Nov 19, 2024 •

Democrats in Shock After Bullying, Name-Calling, and Cancel Culture Result in Election Loss to Trump

TikTok Screechers Stunned as Americans Reject “Joy and Love” Agenda

Nov 13, 2024 •

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