Kamala Harris Sing-a-Long: "I Don't Know"

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Sung to the tune of “Let It Go.”

The lights shine bright at the rally tonight
Teleprompter’s broken screen
A word salad mastication
But I'm trying to be queen
My mind is grasping at the swirling thoughts inside
Couldn’t get them straight, even though I've tried

Don’t let press in, don’t let them see
Play the smart girl you were supposed to be
Conceal, fake real, don't let them know
Oops, now they know

I don’t know, I don’t know
What I’m saying now anymore
I don’t know, I don’t know
What was the question before?

I don't know what I’m going to say
Let my mouth blab on
The laughs never bothered me anyway

It's funny how some questions make every answer dumb
And the people that control me make me want to suck my thumb

It's time to hide what I can’t do
A new way forward, backwards too
I’m right, he’s wrong, please vote for me
Not he

I don’t know, I don’t know
Please never, ever ask me why
I don’t know, I don’t know
You'll always hear me lie

Here I stand as I turn the page
Let my mouth blab on

My language scurries through the air and hits the ground
My brain is spiraling in panicked patterns all around
But one thought quickly rises finally at last:
We’re never going back, unburdened by the past

I don’t know, I don’t know
I am one with what was before
I don’t know, I don’t know
Don’t call this girl a whore
Unburdened by the past I say
Turn the future on

The truth never bothered me anyway